The Museum Podcast and Time and Again Theatre

Sometimes, things are just meant to happen. Greyhounds and our new Podcast is perhaps one of those things.

As we are all thrust into these changing times, we’ve brought forward some plans for launching our Museum podcast. Had our VE Day Celebration Weekend gone ahead, our friends at Time and Again Theatre had planned to be with us, performing their play Greyhounds.

With no event to perform to, they reached out to us with a fascinating idea. Why not re-write the play for audio?

So here it is. Greyhounds.

The year is 1941. Preparations have begun for a production of Shakespeare’s Henry V. The objective? To fund a Spitfire….

The full story will be appearing right here on our website for you to listen through your favourite podcast or audio service over a period of several weeks, twice each week.

Each episode is split into segments of around 20 minutes each, making it an easy way for you to enjoy.

GREYHOUNDS
 


WRITTEN BY LAURA CROW
 


EPISODE ONE – A FLYING START


Copyright © Laura Crow 2020
 


Please note that this script is fully protected by copyright. The
script is available only for private, personal use and not for any
other form of wider distribution. Any enquiries concerning the
rights for professional or amateur stage production, broadcasting,
readings etc should be made to the author, Laura Crow, via Time &
Again Theatre Company at www.timeandagaintheatre.com
EXT. LONDON STREET - NIGHT

High heeled feet running along a pavement. Nancy Wilde.
 Sounds of backstreet London post air raid:


– Ragged children pick over a bomb site. They argue over their share in the spoils. 

– Faint sounds of sirens and fire.


Nancy ignores them all – she’s used to it. 


High heeled feet walking. Sounds of crowds, theatres, all keeping calm and carrying on despite the traces of carnage – “two tickets left!”, “taxi!” etc.


Nancy walks along an alleyway towards the actor’s entrance of a
West End Theatre. A young actress, Maggie, is smoking by the stage
door. Long, dignified drags just like she’s seen them smoking in
the movies. She breaks off at the sight of Nancy.

MAGGIE

Nancy? Look at the state of you! That’s a nasty cut! You’re lucky you didn’t have your eye out. Was it Beckworth Road? Stan said

it’s been hit pretty badly. 
 


NANCY

Must have been.

MAGGIE

Get yourself into the theatre. We’ll have you cleaned up before Act II.


NANCY 

Not tonight, Maggie. I’ve got a train to catch. 



 MAGGIE


A train? 
 


NANCY

I just needed to drop this letter off. My notice.

There’s a pause. The penny drops for Maggie. Nancy has obviously
turned up looking like this before.


MAGGIE
(Cautiously)

That cut… it was no bomb, was it? Where will you go?


NANCY

My aunt married a greengrocer. Funny little chap, with a shop in the country. Middle of nowhere. Just fields and cows and a bit of peace and quiet. He died just before the war so she could use the help.


MAGGIE

What do you need peace and quiet for when you can spend the night down Piccadilly Circus and sleep like a queen?


NANCY
I’ve heard enough choruses of We’re Going to Hang out the Washing on the Siegfried Line to last a life time.

MAGGIE

What will you do?


NANCY

Sell vegetables, I suppose.


MAGGIE

Sounds rather dull if you ask me.


NANCY

I can’t stay here. I can’t. Not anymore.

 Nancy spits out the words. Maggie doesn’t know what to say so she
continues to play the role of happy-go-lucky actress. But it
doesn’t reach her voice. She’s concerned.


MAGGIE

Just when old Hutchinson’s given you a line. You’re almost main cast.


NANCY

You can have it. I’ve asked for you. Will you make sure he gets the letter?

MAGGIE

You know I will. Take care of yourself girl.

The stage door opens and the opening strains of Henry V wafts out from the stage of the theatre: 

“O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend

The brightest heaven of invention…”

MAGGIE

I’d better get back in. His nibs has just started. Good luck in – where is it – this greengrocer’s shop?


NANCY

Shuttlefield.

Maggie laughs.
                              MAGGIE
             Shuttlefield? What kind of name is that?
Maggie disappears inside, shutting the stage door and deadening
the sounds of the performance inside.
INT. LONDON CAFE - DAY

A drab utilitarian sort of place: 

– Wooden chairs scrape across the floor. 

– Coffee clinks in chipped mugs. 


The room is crowded and busy but we draw in on a young woman who is alone and quiet. A focal point. Katherine Winters. Early twenties. Neat lipstick, neat yet masculine clothes. Close up on her thin, restless hands as she cooly arranges the utensils, menu and anything else on the table into precise, particular rows. A waitress materialises from the throng and starts instantly on her pre-rehearsed patter.


                             WAITRESS
  Welcome to Davenport’s Cafe. One slice of bread per customer, 2
       potatoes per customer, free milk for the under fives.

KATHERINE
I’m not under five. I’m an adult.


WAITRESS

Would you like the fish pie or the corned beef fritters?


The waitress looks down, pencil poised. A strand of greasy hair protrudes from her cap. A look passes across Katherine’s face as

though she’s resisting the urge to jump up and stuff it back in
place. Her own hair is neatly rolled and pinned; quite compliant.


 KATHERINE

No.

WAITRESS
 Right.


Sounds of her feet starting to move to the next table where a young woman is prattling away quite happily to her crying baby.

                             KATHERINE
                       Where are you going?
                             WAITRESS
       To take the orders. I haven’t got all day, you know.


Sound of the waitresses pencil tapping on the pad.

KATHERINE
You haven’t written down my order yet.

WAITRESS
(Letting out a snort of exasperation) You said you didn’t want anything.

KATHERINE
No, I didn’t.

                             WAITRESS
           You did. I said ‘fish pie or corned beef - ’

KATHERINE
You asked if I would like them, and I’m not very fond of either, so I said no. Was that wrong?


Katherine isn’t trying to be funny. It’s a genuine, innocently poised question.

A pause stretches on uncomfortably. The chairs scrape. The tap,
tap, tap of the pencil pounds in her head.
                             WAITRESS
                  Do you want lunch or don’t you?
                             KATHERINE
    Of course I want lunch. I wouldn’t have sat down at a table
                            otherwise.


The baby continues to scream. Tap, tap, tap. Snort.

WAITRESS
Heaven’s save me. Would you like –

KATHERINE
No, you’re doing it again. If you asked ‘Do you want to order fish pie or corned beef?’ it would make things much easier.

WAITRESS
 (Sarcastically) Would it?

KATHERINE
 Oh yes.

With a final tap, the lead gives way, leaving a smudgy grey mark
on the pad. By this point, the waitress would like to snap
Katherine in a similar fashion. Behind them, a clock chimes two.
                             WAITRESS
                  Fish pie or corned bloody beef?
Katherine stands up.
                             KATHERINE
 I’m sorry, I’ve just been reminded that I have an appointment at
   half past two. This order took three minutes and twenty seven
 seconds longer to place than I expected so I no longer have time
                            for lunch.
She gathers up her bag and adjusts the collar of her shirt.
                        KATHERINE (CONT’D)
Goodbye. And I thought it best to let you know - your lipstick has
smeared, just near your right nostril. Yes, that’s it. And really,
you shouldn’t wear a pink-based red. It only brings out your ruddy
                            complexion.


With the feeling that she’s really been quite kind, Katherine turns on her heel and pushes the cafe door open, breathing in the smutty air of the city street.

INT. OFFICE FOR CEMA (COUNCIL FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF MUSIC AND THE ARTS) – DAY – SATURDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 1941


A large, airy room. Official looking but rather empty. Seated at a table in the middle, three well-dressed, well-fed individuals. They are confident. Kings presiding over their kingdom. They look as though the war is something merely happening around them, not to them.


Seated opposite: a woman in her early thirties. Tired and a little worn down by life, but vivid. Beads, bangles, scarves – the trappings of a thwarted artist, a would-be bohemian. Ruby Winters – Katherine’s older sister.

CLERK

Miss Ruby Winters for you Mr Clarke.


MR CLARKE

Come in Miss Winters, come in. The panel are looking forward to your proposal. Each candidate has fifteen minutes.

Sounds of chairs pushing back. Ruby accidentally kicks over her
handbag as she settles nervously in her chair. Several boiled
sweets and tubes of paint spill out.

RUBY
So sorry. Always knocking things over. Humbug? Not that, it’s a tube of oil paint. There we go. Humbug?


MR CLARKE

No thank you, Miss Winters. Perhaps we should press on? There’s rather a lot of candidates to get through. Are you taking notes Mrs Leyton?


MRS LEYTON

Quite ready.


MR CLARKE

Now, we’re looking for thoughtful, considered pieces. Here at CEMA our aim is far greater than to simply distract war-weary audiences with any old nonsense. This war doesn’t need another dose of cheery musical hall hun-bashing. Now is the time for Britain to fight for its cultural heritage. We must defend the values of our civilised nation by any possible means. Wouldn’t you agree Miss

Winters? 
 Now, your theatre -



RUBY
It’s not exactly a theatre, sir, more of a village hall.
 

MR CLARKE
I see. And where is this village hall?

                               RUBY
                           Shuttlefield.
                             MR CLARKE
                        And that’s a... town?
                               RUBY
                   A village. Near Biggleswade.
                             MR CLARKE
                    Oh I see. Near Biggleswade.
Mr Clarke’s tone is not encouraging.
                        MR CLARKE (CONT’D)
Well, the panel is ready to hear your request. The floor is yours,
                           Miss Winters.
                               RUBY
                           (Uncertainly)
                 Yes, well... I... umm... I wanted to -
The handbag nearly goes again.
                             MR CLARKE
    It’s says here you wish to raise money for the Biggleswade
                          Spitfire Fund?
                               RUBY
                       Yes, that’s correct.
                             MR CLARKE
        You have prepared a project to bring to the panel?
                               RUBY
                          Yes, of course.
                            MRS LEYTON
              One of educational and national merit?

Mr Clarke leans forward, dramatic pause – time to impress his visitor.


                             MR CLARKE
  Only last week, we had the exciting opportunity to collaborate
                     with the Ballet Rambert.

Ruby remains blank. She makes a nondescript murmur of recognition. 


                        MR CLARKE (CONT’D)
    They will be touring to factories and garrisons across the
            country! You like the ballet, Miss Winters?
                               RUBY
           Oh yes. All those swans. Terribly beautiful.
                            MRS LEYTON
                Perhaps we should break for lunch?
There is a general feeling from the panel, shifting and murmuring,
that they are wasting their time. Ruby senses this.
                               RUBY
   No! I’m sorry, I’ve travelled rather a long way. I’m getting
               myself terribly flustered, aren’t I?
She loses her bluster and speaks earnestly, with true feeling.

RUBY (CONT’D)

We don’t have a ballet or an opera or anything like that. Shuttlefield’s a small village, it’s – nowhere – really. We work in the fields or in shops. We do our best to get by. The village hall always used to bring everyone together for a song or a dance, before the committee disbanded at the start of the war. It was only old favourites round the piano, or perhaps one of the lads would juggle, which is why…

She realises she has lost the committee. They are already filing her application into a pile marked ‘rejected’. Their thoughts are firmly with lunch. 


Ruby gets a glint in her eye and changes tack:
                           RUBY (CONT’D)
...which is why I want to do something rather more important. A true
rallying cry to rural Britain! A stirring interpretation that will
            bring out the best in the entire community!
The panel lean forward as one.
                             MR CLARKE
                              Yes..?
INT. RECEPTION OF THE OFFICE FOR CEMA (COUNCIL FOR THE
ENCOURAGEMENT OF MUSIC AND THE ARTS) - DAY
Large, high-ceiling. Marbled floors. An ageing clerk sits behind a
wooden reception desk. He picks up the phone:

CLERK

Hello, you’re through to the Council for the Encouragement of Music and the Arts.

A large clock is ticking loudly from the wall; tick, tick, tick.
Katherine is seated on a wooden bench opposite. Ruby comes through
a door into the reception area and crosses to Katherine.


 RUBY


I thought you were having lunch.


KATHERINE

You said you’d be finished at two thirty.
 


RUBY 

I said, about two thirty. Have you really been waiting here –


KATHERINE

43 minutes and 20 seconds. Yes.

There was a dead body in the street. Well, parts of one anyway.
 

RUBY

Oh really, Katherine.


KATHERINE

It was just lying there with bits of plaster and wood. And hair, tufts of hair. I think they’d tried to sweep it up.

Ruby is not shocked by this pronouncement. She is used to
Katherine’s abrupt leaps of topic.


RUBY
Aren’t you going to ask how it went?


KATHERINE

There’s no need. You’re clearly going to tell me.

Sounds of the clerk working at his desk fade as they cross towards
the door.


RUBY

They said yes! Not to a full grant – they’re very rare, of course they are – but they’ll provide timber, extra material for the costumes and enough to get the posters printed. Isn’t that simply marvellous?


KATHERINE

I’m surprised they considered The Daisy Left Out in the Storm uplifting, educational, and national. It says in this pamphlet that’s what they’re looking for.

It is obvious that she has memorised it in the said 43 minutes, 20
seconds, for want of something to do.

KATHERINE 


(Quoting)
“In a war which is being increasingly fought on the Home Front, the COUNCIL FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF MUSIC AND THE ARTS have become a vital weapon to remind people what the country is fighting for.”


RUBY

Yes, well, I didn’t actually show them my script in the end. I thought perhaps, on reflection, that it was a project for a happier time, one when artistic merit can sing out for itself –

As they exit through the front door and out onto the street...

EXT. ON THE STREET OUTSIDE THE OFFICE FOR CEMA (COUNCIL FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF MUSIC AND THE ARTS) – DAY


Sounds of feet walking, car horns tooting.


KATHERINE

So what did they issue their support for? If you’re not doing your play.

Ruby was clearly hoping this question would take a little longer
to arise.


RUBY
Yes, well, I ummm, I said we were staging Henry V. Shakespeare’s Henry V.


KATHERINE
In the village hall?


RUBY
Yes.


KATHERINE

With three actors?


RUBY

Well, naturally, the society is going to have to grow slightly in the wake of our good news. But I think, with a positive outlook, and plenty of enthusiasm, we can certainly be ready in time.

A red double-decker bus rumbles past. The street is busy and full
of people.


KATHERINE

When do they want you to perform the play?
 

RUBY

St George’s Day. For the morale, you see. 
 


KATHERINE
 That’s in 7 weeks.
 

RUBY

Ruby reaches her limit.

Yes.


 KATHERINE
 49 days.


RUBY
 Yes.


 KATHERINE
 1,176 hours.


RUBY
And I thought it would be rather lovely if you played the Archbishop of Canterbury. Shall we go home?

EXT. TRAIN TRACKS - DAY
A deep crimson London, Midland and Scottish Railway steam train
steams through the war-torn outskirts of London and into lush,
unspoiled countryside.
INT - LMS TRAIN CARRIAGE - DAY
Katherine reads a newspaper. She sighs audibly and corrects parts
with a little pencil.

KATHERINE

‘Raid On Port In Northern Town. Some Deaths: Champion Rescue Parties Prevail’. No. (Scratch, scratch of pencil) 40 deaths. Raid on port in Hull.


Ruby, oblivious, is scribbling down ideas in a red notepad. She mutters lines from Henry V to herself as she draws.



An old lady shuffles in front of Katherine and stops.

OLD LADY
 Excuse me.

After a pause, the old lady coughs politely.
                               RUBY
                       Katherine, your seat.
                             KATHERINE
                          What about it?
Katherine continues to busily correct the newspaper without
breaking concentration.
                               RUBY
                            Vacate it.
                             KATHERINE
                               Why?
                             OLD LADY
                     I’ll find somewhere else.
Ruby flushes, clearly embarrassed.
                               RUBY
               So that this nice lady can sit down.
                             KATHERINE
               She said she’ll find somewhere else.

OLD LADY
 Really!

The lady glares and shuffles off, mumbling about the youth of
today.
                               RUBY
         No, wait! Please, take my seat! It’s no trouble.
The lady ignores her. Ruby glares down at her sister, who is quite
uninterested.
                               RUBY
           Sometimes you’re really too much, Katherine!
                             KATHERINE
                          Too much what?
Ruby sits down with a purposeful thud and takes up her notebook
once more.
EXT. TRAIN TRACKS - DAY
The train shoots into a tunnel with a huge puff of billowing steam
as a guard calls ‘Next station, Shuttlefield. Five minutes, you
have five minutes!’.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY

The room of a military hospital. There are medical sounds in the background:

– A tannoy calls a doctor into theatre.
– A trolley or wheelchair squeaks down the corridor.


- Nurses chatter.
It is sterile and sparsely furnished. A man sits alone on a neatly
made bed. Edward Holmes. RAF moustache, military stance. He has a
cast and sling on his left arm.
A nurse opens the doors and enters the room holding a clipboard.
                               NURSE
  Everything appears to be in order, Mr Holmes. You need to keep
wearing the sling as per doctor’s instructions, but you’re free to
                                go.
                              EDWARD
                            Thank you.
He speaks politely but without any emotion.
                               NURSE
 Is it back to the base for you? Or would that be ‘careless talk’?
                              EDWARD
 No, it’s desk work I’m afraid. Seems the forces at be think I’ve
               had enough action for the time being.
                               NURSE
     Quite right too. Give that arm a chance to heal properly.
 You’ll find your coat in the cloakroom. Your suitcase is waiting
                           in the hall.
Edward stands up slowly.
                              EDWARD
                 Of course. I can see myself out.
He pauses. There’s something else. He tries to make his voice
lighter, more casual:
                          EDWARD (CONT’D)
How’s Stapleton? I heard they had to take the leg off, in the end.
                     Is he bearing up alright?
A strange tone creeps into the nurse’s voice.
                               NURSE
Mr Stapleton died. It was all rather sudden. Matron didn’t want to
                upset the ward. He’s at peace now.
Edward doesn’t respond. He hardly reacts at all. The nurse
continues a little nervously.
                          NURSE (CONT’D)
  No one coming out to meet you? You could place a call. I’m sure
                       Doctor wouldn’t mind.
Edward remains silent. It’s all terribly stiff-upper-lip.
                          NURSE (CONT’D)
  Well, you take care of yourself now. Where is it you’re going?

EDWARD
Home.


NURSE
That’ll be nice, won’t it? Plenty happening to keep your mind off things.

Edward pauses.

EDWARD
Nothing happens in Shuttlefield.
 


EXT. SHUTTLEFIELD HIGH STREET - DAY
A damp spring morning. Sounds of every day village life:
- Villagers compare coupons and rations as they queue for the
shops.
- A horse-drawn cart plods past.
- Birds sing quietly.
The Hare and Hounds public house sits at the end of the street. A
pretty sign with painted greyhounds hangs in front of it. Red post
box, red phone box outside.
A young farm hand is perched on the back of the cart as it heads
out of the village towards the farm, reading. Will Croft. The book
in his hands, bound in red leather, is a small copy of A Farewell
To Arms.

A middle-aged woman passes the other way, walking an enormous array of dogs: two Dachshunds, three Alsatians, a Greyhound, and a Fox Terrier. Mrs Holt.


                             MRS HOLT
                      Good morning, Mr Croft!

WILL

Morning, Mrs Holt. How’s Percy today?
                             MRS HOLT
                Much better, aren’t you, young sir?
Sounds of a terrier barking.
                         MRS HOLT (CONT’D)
    He just needed a few days in his basket. What’s that you’re
                             reading?

WILL

Just an old favourite.

                             MRS HOLT
   I could never get on with Hemingway. All those fish. Far too
         slippery. Why’s the cart down here at this time?
Will calls out as the cart rattles on:
                               WILL
                       Delivery for Palmers!
A shop bell rings as the door opens. Nancy Wilde comes out of
Palmers the greengrocers carrying a large crate of tomatoes. Mrs
Holt and her canine entourage continue towards her.
                             MRS HOLT
                     Any onions this morning?
                               NANCY
 You should be so lucky! There’s a choice of tomatoes or tomatoes.
Mrs Holt laughs and passes on. Ruby crosses over to Nancy as she
struggles to arrange the crate.
                               RUBY
   Can I interest you my dear? We’re having our first meeting on
 Sunday. 2pm in the village hall. Here, I’ll just give you a flyer
 to read over. What lovely apples. They’re such wonderful colours
                            this year.
                               NANCY
       Yes, thank you. (Pause) Sorry, a meeting about what?
INT. THE STUDY AT THE HOLMES RESIDENCE - DAY
Edward sits in his father’s study. A clock ticks. A plush,
comfortable room. A large desk; red lamp, blotting pad. A decanter
of port sits on a table in the corner.


Sounds of glass hitting glass as Mr Holmes pours himself a drink. Edward’s father. Stern, neat, wealthy.

                             MR HOLMES
                         Care for a glass?
                              EDWARD
                           No thank you.
                             MR HOLMES
                 Suit yourself. What do you think?
                              EDWARD
Henry V. I didn’t know Shuttlefield had a Dramatics Society. Where
                 on earth did you hear about this?
                             MR HOLMES
Elizabeth White. Good woman. Her mother used to be the housekeeper
                 up at the Grange. Before the war.
                              EDWARD
                      You mean the Great War.
Mr Holmes clearly saw distinguished service in the First lot and
resents being too old for this war. There’s a picture of him in
uniform on the desk, probably wearing medals, probably wearing a
high rank that was bought rather than earned.
                             MR HOLMES
                            Of course.
                              EDWARD
Well, I - I need to spend some time getting ready for the Court of
        Inquiry. And there’s the new position to think of.
                             MR HOLMES
    There’s nothing to get ready, if you’re telling the truth.
He says this pointedly.
                        MR HOLMES (CONT’D)
It’d do you good to put your name to something like this. A proper
  welcome back into village life - raising money for the Spitfire
                      Fund - doing your bit.
                              EDWARD
                             (Angrily)
                     I have been doing my bit.

MR HOLMES

 And what are you doing now, eh? Pen pushing. Filing like a pretty
  little secretary. You really think you’ve landed on your feet.
 Injured arm, roped into some nonsense for GC&CS, safely behind a

desk. 
 


                              EDWARD
                    How do you know about that?
                             MR HOLMES
I know about everything. You wouldn’t have caught Jack hiding away
                    like that. He had backbone.
Edward rises to his feet sharply but manages to catch himself
before he shouts back.
                              EDWARD
                    Is that everything, Father?
                             MR HOLMES
            Just see to it that you’re there on Sunday.
                              EDWARD
                             Yes, sir.
Edward crosses to the door and exits. Sounds of the door opening
and closing.
Cuts to:
INT. CORRIDOR OF THE HOLMES RESIDENCE - DAY
Edward leans back against the wall next to the closed door and
breaths deeply. He mutters to himself shakily:
                              EDWARD
  It’s not your fault, it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault.
EXT. MATLOCK’S FARM - DAY
Out in the fields. Sounds of the farm land:
- Spades dig into the soft ground.
- Birds call faintly.
- Sheep bleat in the distance.
- Boots squelch in the mud.
Will stands apart from two other farm hands, Bert and Tom, as they
take a short break from digging the fields. He leans against the
trunk of a tree to shelter from the spitting rain. His book is
open in his hands but he’s not reading it. The others chat as they
wipe dirt from their hands.

BERT

We had a letter from our Sam this morning.

                                TOM
                       How’s he getting on?

BERT
Training somewhere up north. They’ve got them doing all sorts. He says they’ve been running along the beaches without their shoes or socks on.

TOM
Hardens the feet.

BERT
Wish I was with him.


TOM
The doctor knows what he’s talking about.

                               BERT
 But I manage alright, don’t I? Don’t I? What do you think, Will?
                  I’m fit for service, aren’t I?


Sounds of feet running.

Will watches with interest as Katherine Winters runs up the hill of the top field opposite, to the highest point in the village. She’s out of earshot and unaware that she’s being watched.

                               WILL
                    What’s she doing up there?

BERT Who?

                               WILL
                      That girl. On the hill.

BERT
Oh, her! (He snorts) That’s Katherine Winters. You know the one who –

                                TOM
 It gives you the best view of the flight path, that does. You can

see our boys going in and out of Duxford. 
 


                               WILL
                         But it’s raining!
                                TOM
                    She don’t notice the rain.
                               BERT
 She makes note of the planes in that book of hers. And the German
  ones too. Tries to guess where they’re going. And she’s always
                    right. It makes me shiver.
Bert and Tom turn away but Will continues to watch.
                                TOM
   Nah, there’s no harm in her. Lucky guesses, that’s all. She’s
           always been that way, simple like. Up there.
                               BERT
  I still don’t like her. She looks through you, like you’re not
               there. Like she’s not even listening.
We can tell from the way they talk that Tom is the friendlier of
the two.
                               WILL
   Perhaps she’s just not interested in what you’ve got to say.
                               BERT
 We can’t all be going about quoting poetry and the like. Some of
                     us is plain talking folk.
                                TOM
The Winters are alright. Miss Ruby’s always very kind. Used to sit
        and read to my mother, every night ’til she passed.
                               WILL
She’s the one running this play, isn’t she? In the village hall. I
                     thought I might drop in.
They break off at the sound of engines. There’s a plane in the
distance. They take a moment to subconsciously check that it’s
friendly; one of ours.
                               BERT
 That’s just like you, that is. Well, you won’t catch me prancing
 about on stage in a pair of tights, Spitfire Fund or not. My old
                    man would never let it die.
                                TOM
 Come on. There’s some ale waiting back at the house. Let’s get in
 and warm up for a bit. I think we’ve earned it. (Calls out) Down
                      spades lads. Home time!
They pick up their spades and head off towards the distant farm.
As the leave, Will glances back at Katherine.

Cut to:

EXT. UPPER FIELD - DAY
Katherine stops running and looks upwards as a large Spitfire
passes low over head. Sound of the engine, whoosh of the trees and
grass. She breaths deeply.
                             KATHERINE
 K9942, fitted with a Merlin II, liquid cooled, 27 litre capacity.
   Named after the bird of prey known colloquially as the pigeon
                hawk. Swift flier. Skilled hunter.
EXT. SHUTTLEFIELD HIGH STREET - DAY

MR NELSON
Morning Pip.


MR JONES

Alright, Arthur. How’s the crossword coming along?

He sits down on the bench next to Mr Nelson. 


MR NELSON

Twelve down is giving me a run for my money. A preservative of teeth. 6 letters.


MR JONES

A preservative of teeth… Teeth… I’ve had terrible trouble with my upper set. Mrs Henderson’s Bath Buns. Now, if we were firing them at the Germans instead of messing about with bullets then we might be in with a chance. (Pause) How are things looking out here? All quiet on the western front?

MR NELSON
There was a terrible fuss outside Carraway’s. The old girl from number 25 tried to make off with three mackerel fillets instead of two, greedy so and so. Said her son was back on leave and needed feeding up. Only trouble is, he’s been in the ground since the Somme. Mrs White soon put her foot down.


MR JONES

Already? It’s only quarter past eleven. She’s normally still limbering her ankles up.

MR NELSON

I can’t stand that sort of thing.
 


MR JONES

Mrs White’s ankles?

                             MR NELSON
  Cheats. Liars. Rationing’s there to make things fair. I have to
  weigh my bit of cheddar and scrape my butter thin, same as the
 next person. Fair’s fair, a war’s a war. But then people like her
   come along, a little extra here, a little more there. Rotten.

That’s what they are. 
 


MR JONES

Mackerel… now that can be tricky on the chompers too. All those bones. My Aunty swallowed a fish bone once. It was lodged in her throat for three years before it came unstuck. But she could do a marvellous impression of a sinking ship. It helped to create the most marvellous whistling sound. It was quite the party piece until the Titanic sank. Seemed rather crass after that.


MR NELSON

Edward Holmes is back.


MR JONES

Is he? Nice boy. Or was that the brother?


MR NELSON
I’ve seen that look before. Used to get it in the First lot. Too many times, far too many times.

Billy Sherringham paces over and cuts into the conversation
without ceremony.


BILLY SHERRINGHAM


Got any tobacco, Arthur? I’m all out. 
 


MR NELSON

Yes I have. And I’ll be smoking it at half past the hour, as I do every other morning. You need to learn how to pace yourself.

MR JONES

Not at the garage this morning, Billy?

BILLY SHERRINGHAM

Not today. I’ve been helping old Butler at the Hare and Hounds. He can’t order any more glasses until August so from now on, all lunchtime orders will be served in enamel mugs!


MR NELSON

Enamel! That’s it! Got the blighter!


BILLY SHERRINGHAM
You feeling alright?

MR NELSON

Twelve down, a preservative of teeth. Thank you kindly.


BILLY SHERRINGHAM

Happy to be of service. (Pause) I’m keeping a low profile. Ruby Winters is on the prowl. Trying to organise some to-do in the village hall, floating around like the second coming.


MR JONES

I thought it sounded rather fun.


BILLY SHERRINGHAM
That’s the trouble with these un-married types. Nowhere to expel their energy. What they need is a good – oh bloody hell! She’s coming over. Catch you later, gentlemen!

Sound of quickly retreating footsteps. Mr Nelson also rises.
                             MR JONES
           I thought you were going to smoke your pipe.
                             MR NELSON
   Extenuating circumstances I’m afraid Pip. It’s every man for
                        himself. Good luck.
EXT. BY THE FRONT DOOR OF SHUTTLEFIELD VILLAGE HALL - DAY
Ruby pins one of her flyers, written in neat red letters,
announcing the first rehearsal of Henry V, onto the noticeboard
outside the village hall. Elizabeth White, fifties, bossy, suited,
pounces as if from nowhere like a tiger cornering its prey.

MRS WHITE

Miss Winters, there you are. I was trying to wave you over earlier but you must have missed me.

                               RUBY
Oh, did I? I’m so sorry, Mrs White, I must have... ummm... not quite -
Mrs White ploughs on without thought of an answer. She is used to
domineering; the village committee, the village itself, Churchill
- if she could lay her hands on him. She manages every side of a
conversation.
                             MRS WHITE
 Have you received permission from the Vicar to be pinning posters
                   onto the parish noticeboard?

RUBY Yes, I –

                             MRS WHITE
       Who are these CEMA people? I’ve never heard of them.
                               RUBY
 They set up at the start of the war. To help the arts. To keep it
 all going and keep spirits up - that sort of thing. Local groups
              mainly, though I believe they’re now -
                             MRS WHITE
  Are you quite sure you can manage? It wouldn’t be too late, you
   know, for me to step in. Remember all that business with the
         Stevens at Moorhanger, with the pigeons and the -
She makes a flapping gesture and whispers conspiratorially
                        MRS WHITE (CONT’D)
                     - yes, well you remember.

RUBY

I’m sure everything will be perfectly –

MRS WHITE

You have to understand, that this Council of yours, they’ll be looking for a leader. They’ll want people who can take control and get the job done.

Ruby walks from the noticeboard to the door of the village hall,
where she pins another flyer. Mrs White follows at her heels.


RUBY

Yes, I think I’ve got a good idea of –

                             MRS WHITE
Now, about the refreshments. You understand that everything in the
            kitchen goes through the Village Committee?
                               RUBY
                  Yes, I think you did mention -
                             MRS WHITE
 You can make tea on Mondays and Wednesdays; so long as you don’t
 touch the sugar, coffee on Tuesdays and Fridays. No biscuits are
      to be eaten on Saturdays. Have you spoken to Mr Martin?

RUBY Yes.

MRS WHITE

About the telephone?
                               RUBY
           I understand it’s his vein of communication.
They are interrupted as Mrs Henderson bustles over. There is a
rustle of shopping bags and brown paper parcels. Mrs Henderson is
in her forties, rather drab, but she comes alive at a chance to
gossip.
                           MRS HENDERSON
 There’s a new girl in Palmers! Served me just now. Four tomatoes
                         as bold as brass.
                             MRS WHITE
                   Good morning, Mrs Henderson.
                               RUBY
                 I thought she seemed rather nice.

MRS HENDERSON
She had red lacquer on her nails. In a grocers! I’m just thankful my mother isn’t still with us – because what she would have thought!

RUBY

She seemed rather keen to join our merry troupe.

Mrs Henderson brandishes one of Ruby’s flyers. 


                           MRS HENDERSON
    Yes, I found one of your little pamphlets pushed through my
           letterbox. Shakespeare, in the village hall?
She is incredulous. Ruby’s voice becomes more and more fixed.
                               RUBY
  It’s officially endorsed. To boost morale. And help raise money
                      for the Spitfire Fund.

MRS HENDERSON
Well, it’s not a very popular one, is it? Why not do A Midsummer Night’s Dream? Now, that’s funny.


RUBY
Might I count on your presence on Sunday?

Mrs Henderson rustles her bags indignantly.
                           MRS HENDERSON
     Certainly not! My work for the VAD keeps me far too busy.
                               RUBY
      I thought you rolled a few bandages from time to time.
Mrs White decides it’s time to step in and cuts over them
imperiously.
                             MRS WHITE
 No one should be working on a Sunday. It’s the Lord’s day. A day
                             of rest.
                               RUBY
  Well, it’s the only time I could get the hall, so him upstairs
   will just have to turn a blind eye. And there is a war on you
                               know.
Ruby gathers up the rest of her flyers; spilling out of her bag,
upside down, some folded. There is always a slight air of chaos
around Ruby.
                           RUBY (CONT’D)
              Do let me know if you change your mind.

She walks away.


                           MRS HENDERSON
          I didn’t know there was a local Spitfire Fund.
                             MRS WHITE
 I believe Miss Winters has just started it. No doubt she means to
                   have it in the air by summer.
EXT. BACK GARDEN OF THE WINTERS’ HOUSE - NIGHT
Katherine, lying back on a bench, looking up at the sky. Sounds of
the night:
- An owl hoots.
- The drone of engines fills the air, getting louder.
Katherine has no paper to hand so she scribbles a time down on the
bench. If we could see the bench, we would notice that the whole
thing is covered in times, dates and equations, written down and
weathered over the years.


Suddenly a fleet of German Bombers appears, humming loudly. 
 Ruby bursts out of the house.

RUBY

What are you doing? Get inside at once! For heaven’s sake!

                             KATHERINE
                     They’re not coming here.
                               RUBY
 Maybe not, but you hear of stray bombs - accidents - all sorts of
                              things!
Ruby is drawn and flustered. Katherine is not.
                             KATHERINE
 Then being in the house wouldn’t make any difference. We’d still
                 be blown apart into tiny pieces.
                               RUBY
                   It’s the middle of the night.

KATHERINE

You weren’t sleeping either. I could smell the charcoal. You were drawing.

                               RUBY
It distracts me. (Pause) How can you sit there like that... so calm?
                               So -
                             KATHERINE
                Will getting upset make them stop?
                               RUBY
                          Of course not.
                             KATHERINE
               Then there isn’t any point. Is there?
Ruby seems to accept the logic of this and find it almost calming.
She takes a deep breath.
                               RUBY
                   I wonder where they’re going?
Katherine doesn’t stop to think.
                             KATHERINE
                             Glasgow.
                               RUBY
                        Oh. The poor souls.
                             KATHERINE
    At least we won’t be able to see the sky burning this time.
Ruby perches on the bench next to her.
                               RUBY
 I always find it strangely comforting to see that great red glow
      go up above London. I know it means there’s been awful
destruction, but it really makes one feel - just for a moment - as
 though they really are living in the real world. The world in the
  newspapers and on the wireless. It makes me feel as though I’m
                     almost a part of things.
Katherine hardly reacts.
                             KATHERINE
                    Are you going back to bed?
                               RUBY
              I thought I might sit here for a while.
                             KATHERINE
                             Alright.
They sit in silence as the drone of engines fades.

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Blackburn Mercury Monoplane 1911 (Replica) AH (BAPC) 130 YAM Jan.1995

The Blackburn Mercury Monoplane is regarded as the first truly successful aircraft made by Blackburn at their factory in Leeds. The Mercury I, powered by a 50 hp Isaacson radial engine, was displayed at the Olympia Aero Show in March 1911 and made its debut flying from the beach at Filey with the newly formed Blackburn Flying School. In May 1911, it flew from Filey to Scarborough and back in 19 minutes at an average speed of 50 mph, reaching an altitude of 1200 feet.
This aircraft crashed the next day when the engine seized and the propeller flew off! The Mercury I was followed by two Mercury II aircraft powered by 50 hp Gnome engines, and six Mercury III aircraft, with a number of different engines. Sadly, a Renault powered Mercury crashed at Filey in December 1911, killing an instructor and passenger.
The Museum’s replica was built for Yorkshire Television in 1979 for the Edwardian drama series ‘Flambards’, and was taxied with a car engine. It came to YAM on 10th January 1995 and after a long period in storage it was painstakingly restored to a superb display standard, and was unveiled in June 2000 by Professor Robert Blackburn, grandson of Robert Blackburn, the aviation pioneer.

AVRO 504K ‘H1968’ (Replica) AH (BAPC) 42 YAM Oct. 1994

The Avro 504 first flew in 1913. In the opening phases of the First World War, it served with front-line squadrons in the Royal Flying Corps and Royal Naval Air Service for bombing and reconnaissance, but from 1915 onwards the aircraft entered the training role for which it is most celebrated.

Over 8,000 Avro 504s were built. In 1918, the Royal Air Force had about 3,000, of which 2,276 were trainers.

The Avro 504 was stationed at many Yorkshire airfields, including Tadcaster near the A1/A64 junction, where a period hangar can still be seen.

The Yorkshire Air Museum’s replica was built by apprentices at RAF Halton and appeared at the Royal Tournament in 1968 to commemorate what was then fifty years since the end of the First World War. The aircraft was refurbished in early 2015 to be transported to Thiepval, Northern France, for the Somme Centenary commemoration event, on request of the British Government. In May 2018, it was also displayed at the impressive Hotel Les Invalides in central Paris for a joint RAF / French Air Force event to mark the Centenary of the Royal Air Force and over 100 years of British and French Air Force collaboration.